the title says it all. quick update on how my resolutions are coming along –

1. i’ve cooked a few dishes.. not sure if i do cook real shit once a week though. favorite foods for this month: corn and cauliflower.
2. the only reason why i am writing this post. not feeling particularly witty nor do i have any good stories to tell.
3. wells fargo tracked me down after months of hunting me = time to repay my student loan. also, i have not been keeping track of my expenses. promise to self to do february’s accounts next week.
4. this went to shit cos my shitty ass camera died. well it didn’t exactly die. i can look at my screen when i am scrolling through pictures of even when i’m taking a video, but the screen appears black when i’m trying to take a picture. this is another one of God’s “funny” jokes. you know, i do have a viewfinder. let me try to use a digital camera old-school style this weekend. i’ll tell you how shitty the pictures turn out.
5. in progress. still not an illegal immigrant yet.
6. in progress.. 1 steps forward, 2 steps back.
7. i still roll out of bed, change into shitty ass clothes and drive 2 minutes to work (yes, i live that close to work. yes, i can walk. yes, i still choose to drive.). i attempt to make up for this with a tad more style on the weekends. by tad more style i mean, i am not mistaken for a bag lady or a barefaced freshman dining at the cafeteria on sunday morning.
8. how does one measure diligence?
9. my sugar intake has generally decreased, except the week before and after valentine’s day where my sugar levels increased approximately by 2835%. it doesn’t count, especially if it’s chocolate on sale, right?
10. yes, love all around. truly blessed.

how did you spend valentine’s day? different types of people react very differently to this holiday.

A. someone who is in a relationship or pseudo-relationship and LOVES valentine’s day. expects  his/her partner to go all out with flowers/chocolates/presents/surprises. usually will do the same for his/her partner unless they are stingy/miserable gold-digging bitches. girls make up 99% of type A.

B. someone who is in a relationship or pseudo-relationship and HATES valentine’s day. knows or thinks that his/her partner expects to go all out with flowers/chocolates/presents/surprises. sometimes fear disappointing the other person, but most usually fear for their bank account. guys make up majority of type B.

C. someone who is single and likes valentine’s day. commonly happy-go-lucky, can be seen purchasing hershey’s kisses from target and valentine cards for friends & family. girls make up majority of type C.

D. someone who is single and forgets about valentine’s day. this person doesn’t shop at target, shops or malls who are aggressively this pink & red holiday, is oblivious to his/her surroundings, lives in a cave, has dementia, or is actually married to his/her game console (PS3, XBOX, computer – WOW, COD, etc).

E. someone who is in a relationship or pseudo-relationship and forgets about valentine’s day. this person will find him/herself fucked unless the other person is a type B or type E. punishment lasts from a month to a lifetime. other person will use this as evidence in future arguments, “CLEARLY YOU DON’T LOVE ME. you didn’t buy me flowers/chocolates/presents on valentine’s day in 1994. I HATE YOU.” -slams door in face-

F. someone who is single and HATES valentine’s day. can often be heard protesting how this holiday is just a commercialized holiday propagated by hallmark, florists and chocolate makers such as hershey’s. common complaints: “this stupid holiday is sooo retarded. it’s just an excuse for people to get presents/eat fattening food/for companies to earn money.” – yeah, because thanksgiving/halloween/christmas/insert other big holiday is so different; “people shouldn’t only express their love each other on this day.” – why do you celebrate birthdays then? why don’t you give thanks everyday for being born onto this earth? these people are usually bitter individuals who are unable to find love at that point of time. once they are in a relationship, they commonly evolve to type A.

G. someone who proposes to his/her partner on valentine’s day. this person is unoriginal and/or forgot the real relationship anniversary and hence could not use that date to propose. either consciously or subconsciously cheap because he/she has eternally lumped valentine’s day together with engagement day and does not have to celebrate those two occasions separately again.

H. someone who does not really care about valentine’s day. he/she portrays neutrality towards this holiday – will be glad to receive flowers/chocolates/presents/surprises but does not mope/complain/commit suicide if nothing happens. will not think twice about purchasing valentine’s day candy on sale the day after the holiday. not the romantic sort, either due to innate nonchalance or traumatizing emotional experiences in the past. type H does have the ability to evolve into most types, but probably not type G.

note: some types may overlap. some people may also jump from type to type.. possibly bipolar individuals.

i’m currently obsessed with rainbow hair. i am determined to make it happen this year or next year. let me live in my delusions that i am secretly a my little pony.

 

rainbow hair

in exciting food-related news, in case you were wondering, yes, mold does favor follow your heart’s vegan cream cheese if you take your time to use the tub. fuck you mold, i was just trying to save some money and ration my cream cheese usage. yeah i know, i managed to shit out a long post talking about nothing in particular after all.

(credits: x x)